Gross
The eye sees all. Unfortunately, it looks pretty infected. Is that conjunctivitis? There's something super un-menacing about an evil infected eye. It can't stare into your soul when it's so very itchy.
This guy should seriously consider getting a bottle of Visine tattooed right above it. The eye would certainly appreciate it. Or at least a hand to rub some of that gunk away.
Graffiti
It's dangerous to fall asleep in the wrong neighborhood. There are some eager graffiti artists who aren't afraid to tag your dome.
You can replace a missing wallet. This is much harder to recover from. The only thing you can really do is rock a mohawk and pretend that this is what you wanted all along.
Sure, he could grow hair over it. But is life really worth living if you spend it on your knees? A real man stands up for his tattoo, come what may.
Another Brick in the Wall
Seems like he's taking back the term, "dumb as bricks", good for him. We can't say we're too surprised that he's sporting a colorful splotch of a tattoo on his dome. That's exactly the kind of behavior you expect from someone with bricks for brains.
Not that we'd ever say that to this guys face. Please don't send him this link. We don't think we'd survive a butt from someone this hard headed.
Surprise!
We've seen a lot of scary skulls on this list. And they just confirm our suspicion that men don't know scary like women do. A skull on the back of your head will make people gasp. They'll be somewhere between disgust and fear. Not only is she popping out of her skull, she's holding a chain. She's here to wreak havoc in your nightmares.
Something tells us this girl is never the little spoon. No one wants to cuddle up to a nightmare child while they go to sleep.
